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17 July 2026
π§ ZOMBIE SURVIVAL AUCTION β final report
The world has gone to chaos after a mushroom spore evolved to contaminate humans and turn them into zombies.
THE INFECTED: Mostly blind, but they can run and attack ferociously. They aren't intelligent, they hunt by reacting to noise. Stay quiet and you live; make too much sound and they break in.
Infection is 100% fatal within weeks. It spreads by inhaling spore clouds or being bitten. Bitten? You have roughly 2 weeks before symptoms turn severe.
Each survivor is holed up in identical single - bedroom granny flats on the ground floor - defensible but fragile: one main door, a few windows, timber walls.
Each survivor starts with:
- 6 weeks of canned food & bottled water
- A basic toolbox (hammer, nails, screwdriver, wrench, duct tape)
- A first-aid kit (bandages, antiseptic, pain meds β about a month's worth)
- 2 flashlights + spare batteries (roughly a year of light)
- Mattresses and blankets (warmth is covered)
- One working kitchen knife
Whatever you secure in the auction is what you'll survive on. Bid wisely.
Each remaining dollar gives you an additional 1 day's worth of supplies.
FINAL LOADOUTS
β ray: $3 left
β’ Mushroom growing kit β Food that thrives in the dark, like you.
β’ Binoculars β See the threat while it's still far away.
β’ Radio (3km range) β Stay in touch across the neighbourhood.
β’ Sledgehammer β Crushing power β but heavy and exhausting to swing.
β’ Crossbow + 40 bolts β Silent, deadly, and your ammo is recoverable.
β’ Air rifle (small game) β Quiet enough to hunt without drawing a crowd.
β’ Rope + climbing gear (100m) β Reach the high ground they can't.
β RD: $0 left
β’ Submachine gun + 90 rounds β Sprays lead β and burns through ammo in seconds.
β’ Hand cart / trolley β Move a hoard of supplies in one trip.
β’ Concrete patch + rebar β Seal a breach before it becomes a flood.
β Bissman: $1 left
β’ Spear (improvised) β Keeps the bite at arm's length.
β’ Horse β Quiet, tireless transport β with a huge appetite.
β’ Ballistic blanket β Portable cover that folds away.
β’ Border Collie β Smart, tireless, and always listening for danger.
β’ Cat β Keeps the rats down and asks for little.
β’ Mini-fridge (12V) β Cold meds and food β if the power never stops.
β’ Throwing knives (set of 8) β Silent steel for the steady-handed.
β’ Bloodhound β Tracks water, game, and people by scent alone.
β’ Bolt-action sniper rifle + 20 rounds β Death from a distance, loud as thunder.
β yunze: $0 left
β’ Hydroponic grow tower β Fresh greens without soil or sun.
β’ Welded gate + padlocks β A perimeter with teeth.
β’ Insulin + cold storage β Life-saving β and useless without power.
β’ Parrot β Clever company β that mimics noise at the worst times.
β’ Coffee + tea stockpile β Morale and alertness in a cup.
β’ Net trap (drop-from-above) β Tangle them where they stand.
β Xx_N00b_sl4y3r_xX: $3 left
β’ Gas mask + filter cartridges β Breathe where the air itself is the enemy.
β’ Hunting knife + sheath β Compact, dependable, always within reach.
β’ Revolver + 18 rounds β Never jams. Six shots you can count on.
β’ Boltable steel shutters β Lock the world out at a moment's notice.
Survivors! Argue your case why you have the best chance to survive.
Who would survive the longest? Argue it out!