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17 July 2026
๐ง ZOMBIE SURVIVAL AUCTION โ final report
The world has gone to chaos after a mushroom spore evolved to contaminate humans and turn them into zombies.
THE INFECTED: Mostly blind, but they can run and attack ferociously. They aren't intelligent, they hunt by reacting to noise. Stay quiet and you live; make too much sound and they break in.
Infection is 100% fatal within weeks. It spreads by inhaling spore clouds or being bitten. Bitten? You have roughly 2 weeks before symptoms turn severe.
Each survivor is holed up in identical single - bedroom granny flats on the ground floor - defensible but fragile: one main door, a few windows, timber walls.
Each survivor starts with:
- 6 weeks of canned food & bottled water
- A basic toolbox (hammer, nails, screwdriver, wrench, duct tape)
- A first-aid kit (bandages, antiseptic, pain meds โ about a month's worth)
- 2 flashlights + spare batteries (roughly a year of light)
- Mattresses and blankets (warmth is covered)
- One working kitchen knife
Whatever you secure in the auction is what you'll survive on. Bid wisely.
Each remaining dollar gives you an additional 1 day's worth of supplies.
FINAL LOADOUTS
โ ray: $3 left
โข Mushroom growing kit โ Food that thrives in the dark, like you.
โข Binoculars โ See the threat while it's still far away.
โข Radio (3km range) โ Stay in touch across the neighbourhood.
โข Sledgehammer โ Crushing power โ but heavy and exhausting to swing.
โข Crossbow + 40 bolts โ Silent, deadly, and your ammo is recoverable.
โข Air rifle (small game) โ Quiet enough to hunt without drawing a crowd.
โข Rope + climbing gear (100m) โ Reach the high ground they can't.
โ RD: $0 left
โข Submachine gun + 90 rounds โ Sprays lead โ and burns through ammo in seconds.
โข Hand cart / trolley โ Move a hoard of supplies in one trip.
โข Concrete patch + rebar โ Seal a breach before it becomes a flood.
โ Bissman: $1 left
โข Spear (improvised) โ Keeps the bite at arm's length.
โข Horse โ Quiet, tireless transport โ with a huge appetite.
โข Ballistic blanket โ Portable cover that folds away.
โข Border Collie โ Smart, tireless, and always listening for danger.
โข Cat โ Keeps the rats down and asks for little.
โข Mini-fridge (12V) โ Cold meds and food โ if the power never stops.
โข Throwing knives (set of 8) โ Silent steel for the steady-handed.
โข Bloodhound โ Tracks water, game, and people by scent alone.
โข Bolt-action sniper rifle + 20 rounds โ Death from a distance, loud as thunder.
โ yunze: $0 left
โข Hydroponic grow tower โ Fresh greens without soil or sun.
โข Welded gate + padlocks โ A perimeter with teeth.
โข Insulin + cold storage โ Life-saving โ and useless without power.
โข Parrot โ Clever company โ that mimics noise at the worst times.
โข Coffee + tea stockpile โ Morale and alertness in a cup.
โข Net trap (drop-from-above) โ Tangle them where they stand.
โ Xx_N00b_sl4y3r_xX: $3 left
โข Gas mask + filter cartridges โ Breathe where the air itself is the enemy.
โข Hunting knife + sheath โ Compact, dependable, always within reach.
โข Revolver + 18 rounds โ Never jams. Six shots you can count on.
โข Boltable steel shutters โ Lock the world out at a moment's notice.
Survivors! Argue your case why you have the best chance to survive.
Who would survive the longest? Argue it out!